you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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