as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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