just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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