don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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