question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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