Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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