and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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