May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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