I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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