i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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