Do vagina's smell?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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