Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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