Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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