Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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