He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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