Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's rum buckets o'clock
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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