I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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