I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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