If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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