Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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