I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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