The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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