I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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