If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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