i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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