this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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