No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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