no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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