I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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