I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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