it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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