His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I think I am morally bankrupt
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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