im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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