next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I AM VODKA MAN
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Randomize