I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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