Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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