My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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