would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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