I hate your face
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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