but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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