i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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