2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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