White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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