Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm always down for nudity.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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