the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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