i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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