what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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