before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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