I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
That accounts for only three of the penises
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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