They should really pass out barf bags in church
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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